What do you get when you combine breakfast and lunch? You get brunch!!
Ahhhhhhh brunch. *sigh* That wonderous meal that you have on a lazy Sunday morning when it has just proven too difficult to drag yourself out of that nice comfortable bed. (Often because you have been out late the night before)
Sunday brunch has also become a marvellous time to meet up with friends and family to enjoy a meal and ‘waste’ a few hours over tea and coffee. And brunch is a meal. Make no bones about it, brunch is much more than a bowl of Corn Flakes or a piece of Vegemite toast. Brunch is breakfast AND lunch combined. This is two for one and you make it big because it has to last you till dinner.
Brunch is an omnivores delight. Brunch lovers can go crazy on sausages, bacon, chorizo, hash browns, tomatoes, eggs, mushrooms, avocado, baked beans……….Sometimes all on the one plate. Two meals in one. 🙂 Good cafes don’t forget the vegetarian, vegan and gluten folk. There’s plenty of fruits, nuts, yoghurt, muesli, special breads and the like for them.
Melbourne’s cafes thrive on the brunch lovers. We want our Sunday morning cook-up but we don’t want the cleaning up that goes with it. So Melbournians hit the cafes in their thousands and we do so in various stages off disrepair or glamour.
Melbournians arrive for brunch in one of two ways, either looking like they’ve just crawled out of bed and climbed into the nearest items of clothing that they found on the floor or they are dressed to impress. Men are generally unshaven and dishevelled, clutching that double-shot latte in their hand with grim determination while they try to read the sports pages of the Sunday papers. Women, if they have braved the world without make-up, are hiding behind hats, scarves and sunglasses sipping that skinny soy cap as if it will breathe life back into them.
The brunch culture is a weekend ritual for so many. For me, it is an occasional luxury. And I like that it is an occasional luxury. If I ‘did brunch’ every weekend I would not appreciate the luxury that it is. Because, in reality, who can really afford to spend $25 per person for breakfast every weekend?? Not me. I’ve got more important things to spend $25 a week on. I could put that money away for some camera equipment!!! Or maybe a ticket to a musical. Or towards a decent holiday.
So I make brunch at home. And I have got it mastered. Lightly toasted home-made bread, cooked tomato, smashed avocado, well-cooked bacon and perfectly poached eggs that have herbs and marinated feta cooked into them. Freshly squeezed orange juice. As many cups of tea as I want…………
Admittedly, I have to do my own cleaning up but my brunch costs a hell of a lot less than $25 and I never have to deal with screaming children, smokers or car fumes. I get to choose with whom I brunch.
I can also stay in my pyjamas. 🙂